The Cabin in the Woods

This could be a short review because all I have to say is fuck this movie, but I'll go on and tell you why this movie pissed me off. I can't even give you a small plot explanation because this movie really has so many things that don;t make sense. All you need to know is everybody dies and the two remaining characters light up a joint right before a giant hand destroys the world. I'm giving this movie a 2/10 because halfway through I thought " Wow this might actually be a good one." but then Joss Whedon thought it would be cool to make this movie suck. I don't really know how this movie has a 90 on Rotten tomatoes and honestly I don't care. I'm just bitter because I wasted 8 dollars seeing this in the theaters and by the end of it I was totally mind fucked. So fuck you Joss Whedon stick to The Avengers.