The Cabin in the Woods

This could be a short review because all I have to say is fuck this movie, but I'll go on and tell you why this movie pissed me off. I can't even give you a small plot explanation because this movie really has so many things that don;t make sense. All you need to know is everybody dies and the two remaining characters light up a joint right before a giant hand destroys the world. I'm giving this movie a 2/10 because halfway through I thought " Wow this might actually be a good one." but then Joss Whedon thought it would be cool to make this movie suck. I don't really know how this movie has a 90 on Rotten tomatoes and honestly I don't care. I'm just bitter because I wasted 8 dollars seeing this in the theaters and by the end of it I was totally mind fucked. So fuck you Joss Whedon stick to The Avengers.

Insidious

Insidious is a Independent Horror film that centers around a family who's son enters a coma and that's where shit gets fucked. I had heard a lot of mixed reviews on this one and I had to watch it myself to be the judge. Overall this movie did a pretty good job of scaring the shit out of me. My few cons are the monster( like in every horror movie) looked very stupid. The movie starts a bit slow, but the last 25 or so minutes really made up for it. I thought the ending could have been better, but I won't complain too much. I really enjoyed Insidious and thought it was pretty creative and had a lot of shock value. I'm going to give it a 7.5/10 because it really did make me jump at certain points and I found the movie pretty damn enjoyable. ~ Dominic

Dead Space: Downfall

Dead Space: Downfall is an animated horror movie that is the prequel to the popular video game Dead Space. Dead Space: Downfall is a good watch if you a fan of the game, if not I recommend not watching it. I won't lie when I tell you I fell asleep half way through the movie only because I had no idea what was going on. The movie isn't very scary, but then again it is a challenge to make any animated film very scary. If I was bigger into Dead Space I would have really enjoyed this movie and would actually know what was going on...but I'm not so I have to give Dead Space: Downfall a 4/10. I really enjoy the idea of making movies based on video games ( except doom...fuck that movie) but I guess I will need to play dead space more to really enjoy this one. ~ Dominic

Parents

Hey sorry I haven't been posting in awhile, but I'm back reviewing the movie Parents. Parents Is about a boy that suspects that his parents take part in cannibalism. This was a Horror-Comedy film that took a lot of weird twists and turns for me. There were certain parts in this movie that I just found dull and found no horror or comedy what so ever. Certain parts of the movie did give me a chuckle or make me a bit scared, but I wouldn't recommend watching this movie. I'm giving parents a 4.5/10 because I feel like it was really to dull for any real scare.~ Dominic